Although mine don't ever seem to be as good as Library Liddy's, I still get some amusing search terms from time to time. Today's are: "albino panther"; "woman are evil" (those who think women are evil don't seem to know that there is more than one woman); "Candice Bergen catfight"; the omnipresent "UTI treatment"; "nonwords" (yay!); and whoever the heck keeps looking up "old-tyme porn".
Speaking of nonwords, I heard an almost nonword. Well, it's a word, but a flagrantly misused one. "Contents".
As in, "taking my words completely out of contents".