In the nearby neighborhood park last night, TheLimey and I saw a number of (probably) college students engaging in some kind of informal running and shrieking event. "Gothlympics," I opined, spying one young man with severely (or severally) pierced ears, goatee, and giant baggy black jeans entirely unsuited to running.

Naturally, this led to a discussion of what kinds of events the Gothlympics would have. TheLimey suggested "Speed Tattooing," while I thought there would likely be "Team Eyeliner Application."

There's gotta be something involving piercing, but I haven't come up with it yet.