I should probably mention that I am allowing my geocities (yahoo) account to lapse, so any email sent to the doctorlizardo.com or the other .com-that-shall-not-be-named (related to my name) may shrivel up and die.

I am unaccountably paranoid that this will somehow get me in trouble, like-- yahoo will figure out what my new debit account number is and charge me a million dollars through evil magic; or I will somehow be booted off the internet forever for no apparent reason, etc.

Considering how so many various administrative services have treated me throughout the past, this might not actually be paranoia!

Speaking of which, did I mention that I called the IRS robot yesterday, and it told me my puny tax return was "being reviewed" and was estimated for delivery on September 18?! No? Because I did, and it did. Five months for $200. For *no reason*! There is absolutely nothing complicated about my tax return, and I filed it right smack on April 15th.

This is just further fuel for my anti-administrative-paperwork paranoia. I will probably gradually morph into one of those people who keep cash in their mattress, while sleeping in a seedy tenement and not having even a bank account.