So, I'm finally infamous, but unfortunately not for any of the interesting bad things I've done in my life. (Next it'll be something like being a "Glamor don't" with nylons stuck in my skirt, or getting photographed next to the governor, picking my nose.)
Serves me right for actually giving a proper attribution link to someone's work instead of wild-eyed-ly plagiarizing, huh?
If only I had known before that while my everyday writing is completely uninteresting to the public, the way I keep track of it is fun to laugh at. I could have just been doing that all along! It's a lot less work, I tell you whut.
I'm mainly just annoyed that someone assumed I was a man. Is that the default for someone writing about research?
Maybe I should have included references to progress on that pink sweater I've been knitting since last fall, or my recipe-indexing project*.
*One of those things for someday, like when I have a broken leg and can spend a few weeks at home alone with my scanner.