I still wish I could find that --what was it, the excuse generator? The version sung by a robot: "Jean, this is Craig Michaels*..." sung to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance.
Sometimes it gets stuck in my head for no reason at all.
(Wasn't that speech [speeach] program from some previous computer incarnation of yours, Argot? I think it was five years ago.)
*Craig Michaels always reminded me of a former coworker known (to me) as Wretched. I cAn rEaD knows who I mean.