From an application to join my Yahoo Freecycle group:
"I have lots of used items and love to recycle."
(Guess how I read that.)
MISTRESS OF SCIENCE! Mwah ha ha ha. (Actually now with PhD, but Doctor of Philosophy just doesn't have the same evil ring, does it?)
4 comments:
Ummm..."I have used lots of items"?
Oh.
No, I thought they wanted to recycle some used love as well as used items.
Oh, yes! I should draw the two syntax trees for that.
Just yesterday I was telling someone that I was that weird kid in high school who enjoyed diagramming sentences. They said should have been a linguist. Thank goodness I had you to accomplish that task!
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