MISTRESS OF SCIENCE! Mwah ha ha ha.
(Actually now with PhD, but Doctor of Philosophy just doesn't have the same evil ring, does it?)
Seems pretty obvious to me -- unicorns are carnivores. They use their "inside-out-tooth" to sense prey. They gaily frolic through the forest, luring unsuspecting wood elves (and Hippies) in close, then they pounce! I never did trust them.
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