Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Speaking of Predictive Texts...

Here's an automatically transcribed message I received on my Google Voice a while back (it was a wrong number, anyway, as you might guess.)

"Hi Babe, It's Melissa down the burgers, bagels, I was just calling to let you know are are both possums just gonna have to eat up for a little. I know you said you're not in a hurry to get the bagels. Would you like. If you'd like, I can just give you a call back whenever they're ready. It shouldn't be that much longer than I said but by stuff to wait for the avenue he back up, so just give me a call back down here anytime. Alright, thanks bye."

What she actually said in the voicemail recording was this:

"Hi Dave, It's Melissa down at Bruegger's Bagels, I was just calling to let you know our oven was off, so it's just gonna have to heat up for a little. I know you said you're not in a hurry to get the bagels. Would you like--If you'd like, I can just give you a call back whenever they're ready. It shouldn't be that much longer than I said but I still have to wait for the oven to heat back up, so, um, just give me a call back down here anytime. Alright, thanks bye."

I hope that this Dave fellow got his bagels eventually and wasn't too angry with this Melissa person for not calling him. Instead of me.

But I liked the bit with the possums.

1 comment:

Kathleen Suit said...

I was just browsing around some random blogs that Blogspot had up, and came across this. Just wanted to say that that is pretty dang Hillarious. :P Thanks, it gave me a smile!