One lovely summer a couple of years ago, I desperately wished to go to a summer fair. I kept missing the ones I tried to go to, for some reason. My roommate Janette and I decided to drive around and find one, since I had a vague idea that one was going on south of town. Unfortunately, when we got there, the field was mostly bare except for a few closed-up snack stands that were being hitched up to be towed away.
By way of consolation, Janette drew me an eloquent picture of the kind of men I could expect to be accosted by at a fair. I saved it a long time, and finally had the chance to scan it and post it!
Here, for your entertainment, is the picture: