tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6914415.post114959981178426188..comments2023-08-17T05:29:10.680-04:00Comments on DoctorLizardo: Awakeninglizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02417223386917662430noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6914415.post-1149699627050152512006-06-07T13:00:00.000-04:002006-06-07T13:00:00.000-04:00After a bit more thought, I have determined that t...After a bit more thought, I have determined that the "Urkelator" wouldn't work...you'd still hear W's nonsense even though he sounded like Urkel. What you would need is a "Cletusizer," which would change the content of Bush's soundbites. For example, W could say "We should write discrimination into the U.S. Constitution," but what you'd hear is Cletus The Slackjawed Yokel from the "Simpsons" saying, "I done spraint my elbee-bone so's it goes in the oppositty die-rection!"Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6914415.post-1149696381904500802006-06-07T12:06:00.000-04:002006-06-07T12:06:00.000-04:00That sounds a lot like the device invented by the ...That sounds a lot like the device invented by the eccentric rich character in Contact (the book, not the movie.) I think it was called Preachnix, and selectively blocked out televangelists. (There was another one to block advertisements in general.)lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02417223386917662430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6914415.post-1149613295672612802006-06-06T13:01:00.000-04:002006-06-06T13:01:00.000-04:00transmutes, that is. Although just plain "mute" wo...transmutes, that is. Although just plain "mute" would work, too.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6914415.post-1149613221086384552006-06-06T13:00:00.000-04:002006-06-06T13:00:00.000-04:00I have never gotten much of my news from radio or ...I have never gotten much of my news from radio or TV (relying more on newspapers and the Internet), but I do miss the Lehrer Newshour. I haven't watched it in the last three years because I can't stand Bush. Everytime I see him, I am embarrassed for the United States. I can barely even stand to watch clips of him speak on "The Daily Show," even knowing that he's about to be skewered. I wonder if it's possible to invent a device that one could attach to a TV or radio which recognizes a voice (say, W's) and tranmutes it to another voice (say, Urkel's). Such a device might make the next couple of years bearable. Nah, probably not.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18246976491896531414noreply@blogger.com